The Daily Probe Interview
This week's guests:
The Bush Twins
Jenna and Barbara Bush continue to hit the campaign trail for their father.
They took time from their busy schedule to sit down with the Daily Probe.
Daily Probe: Welcome. It's good to have you here girls.
Jenna: Hi! [Barbara giggles]
DP: So as fraternal twins--
Jenna: Like the Olsen Twins [giggles].
Barbara: Except we're less Olseny.
Jenna: We're more Bushy! [both giggle] And we eat!
Barbara: Careful, Jenna, remember what Mom said about interviews! [Jenna sticks out her tongue at Barbara]
DP: ... as fraternal twins, you have very distinct personalities--
Jenna: Yeah [giggles]. We disagree all the time. The other day, we were
watching Extreme Makeover and Barbara was all like, you know, all
like, "The spreading of freedom in Iraq stabilizes the entire Middle
East because free societies are hopeful societies, and free societies
will be allies against those hateful few who have no conscience and
commit unconscionable acts against democracy and freedom loving people."
Barbara: But Jenna, who is so silly she thinks Justin Timberlake is
better looking than Usher, was all like, "Nuh-uh! We fight terror abroad
so we don't have to fight it at home. 9/11 taught the American people
the invaluable lesson that terrorism reaching our domestic soil is our
greatest threat -- a threat we must stand resolute against." But we both
agree fudge-swirl ice cream rules and owns vanilla! [giggles]
DP: So who in your family are you most like?
Jenna: [giggles] Barbara's like Mom.
Barbara: And Jenna's like Gram and Dad! She always going on about how
UN Resolution 1441 gave us clear legal, if not, moral authority to
depose the murderous dictator Saddam Hussein, despite the what UN
Secretary-General Kofi Annan misguidedly stated the other day. But
unlike Gram, she doesn't blush if you say S-E-X out loud [giggles].
DP: Thank you girls. [Both giggle].
(Transcribed by Davejames)
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