CURRENT ISSUE 9/28/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	LOOK AT ME, GODDAMN IT!! A guest Probeatorial by Britney Spears Hey, look at me! I'm showing my titties! Look! Over here! I'm humping my dancers! Hey, I'm getting married! I'm getting divorced! I'm getting married again! Look at my boobies! I made them even bigger! Stop looking at other things! I'm putting snakes on my body -- they might even go in my hoo-ha! I'm wearing skintight transparent clothes! Dammit, I want you to look at me! (Transcribed by Mr. Sun)
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