CURRENT ISSUE 9/28/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Poll This week's poll examines some of the internal questions behind the raw head-to-head vote. Do you approve or disapprove of President Bush's performance of his duties as President? Approve 41% Disapprove 54% Do you approve or disapprove of President Bush's performance of his duties clearing brush from his Crawford ranch? Approve 63% Disapprove 29% Do you approve or disapprove of Vice President Cheney's comments about terrorist threats if John Kerry wins the election? Approve 29% Disapprove 70% Do you approve or disapprove of Vice President Cheney's disemboweling and eating the reporter who asked him to clarify his comments? Approve 7% Disapprove 92% Do you believe the country is on the right track or the wrong track? Right track 35% Wrong track 61% If a train traveling on the right track left Crawford going 70 mph at the same time a train traveling on the wrong track left Toledo going 50 mph, where would the country crash? St. Louis 47% Little Rock 45% (Compiled by Slick Sharkey)
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