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9/30/03 Front Page Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Riding Shotgun With Adventure Musing With Mitch Moth's Diary News From Travistan Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! |
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News From Travistan The Daily Probe Reports from the Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan |
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Travistani Princess Inspired by DisneyWorld Cinderella Princess Lifestyle 
Princess met with Disney Princess Cinderella on a fact-finding mission. Too
young to fully appreciate the nuances of Frontierland and Epcot Center,
Princess Leah took a tremendous interest in the activities of fairy princess
Cinderella, seated on her princess throne in her fairy princess castle at
the center of the Disney-owned theme park. A spokesman for the first family
called the vacation a success, providing much-needed pirate-speaking fodder
for Dictator and President-for-Life Travis as well as numerous shopping and
sightseeing opportunities for Minister of Leisure Activities Mrs. Travis.
"Arrr," said President Travis, boarding the Peter Pan ride for the third
time. "There be buccaneers afoot, lads, but fear not, for I shall keep me
good eye out for the scurvy dogs." The apartment-nation's Crown Princess had
no comment on the vacation, but was seen taking mental notes very actively.
(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)
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