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Travistani Princess Inspired by
DisneyWorld Cinderella Princess Lifestyle


ORLANDO, Fla. (DPI) - Capping a three-week vacation in the eastern United States, the Travistani first family spent a day at DisneyWorld, where the Crown Princess met with Disney Princess Cinderella on a fact-finding mission. Too young to fully appreciate the nuances of Frontierland and Epcot Center, Princess Leah took a tremendous interest in the activities of fairy princess Cinderella, seated on her princess throne in her fairy princess castle at the center of the Disney-owned theme park. A spokesman for the first family called the vacation a success, providing much-needed pirate-speaking fodder for Dictator and President-for-Life Travis as well as numerous shopping and sightseeing opportunities for Minister of Leisure Activities Mrs. Travis. "Arrr," said President Travis, boarding the Peter Pan ride for the third time. "There be buccaneers afoot, lads, but fear not, for I shall keep me good eye out for the scurvy dogs." The apartment-nation's Crown Princess had no comment on the vacation, but was seen taking mental notes very actively.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)





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