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This week's guest: Osama bin Laden
performing My Favorite Things


Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Wearing goat hair that itches like the dickens
Sitting near dung heaps with flies flapping wings
These are the least of my favorite things!

Hiding in caves, nothing to do but doodle
Sketches of me violating a poodle
I am worth millions, what good does it bring?
These are the least of my favorite things!

When the camel bites, when the flea stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I murder some folks in the name of Allah,
And then I don't feel so bad!

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
What am I thinking? Give me 50 lashes!
Hoping to get out of this cave by Spring;
These are the least of my favorite things!



(Produced and Directed by Peter Bauer)



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