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This week's guest: Osama bin Laden performing My Favorite Things Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Wearing goat hair that itches like the dickens Sitting near dung heaps with flies flapping wings These are the least of my favorite things! Hiding in caves, nothing to do but doodle Sketches of me violating a poodle I am worth millions, what good does it bring? These are the least of my favorite things! When the camel bites, when the flea stings, When I'm feeling sad, I murder some folks in the name of Allah, And then I don't feel so bad! Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes; What am I thinking? Give me 50 lashes! Hoping to get out of this cave by Spring; These are the least of my favorite things! (Produced and Directed by Peter Bauer)

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