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Anne Heche's Daydreams



Friday, October 5, 2001 :::
 
Maybe I'll go the gym to work out, but it seems like a nice day and being outside would be good for me.  

::: posted by Anne Heche at 2:50 PM

 
CELESTIA SPEAKS TO YOU, WEAKLING HUMANS. I, YOUR CREATOR AND LORD, COMMAND YOU TO OBEY AND WORSHIP ME! BRING MORE VIRGINS TO BE DEFILED OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
::: posted by Anne Heche at 2:49 PM

 
What is with people these days? I was driving my Land Rover down Wilshire and saw Harrison Ford driving his car down the road. I pulled up next to him and he completely ignored me. We had a good rapport on the set of Six Days/Seven Nights, but you would think he didn't know who I was.
::: posted by Anne Heche at 2:39 PM

Sunday, September 30, 2001 :::
 
My Agent Eileen called from her house in Santa Barbara.  I was going to read for the lead in the upcoming Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks production that is slated for next year, but she thinks it would be a bad career move.

::: posted by Anne Heche at 1:21 PM

Saturday, September 29, 2001 :::
 
God, I miss Ellen -- despite the fact that she's beginning to look a bit, well, matronly.   I'm sure she will find a way to be happy someday, but I can't begrudge her feeling that our time together was a magic time.  Be well, sad little clown!
::: posted by Anne Heche at 5:39 PM

 
URG NATHAWAMATHAN-OO-IE!  LEARN TO SPEAK THE NAME OF MY UNDER SERVANTS SO THAT YOU MAY BE SPARED MY WRATH! TATTOO MY MARK ON YOUR SOUL, PUNY HUMANS!
::: posted by Anne Heche at 5:38 PM

 
Being pregnant is making me moody.  I should eat something, but I really want to be in the new Tom Hanks movie that is shooting in a couple of months.  I think it would be a great career move, what with Spielberg directing and producing.  I would like the opportunity to work with that stunning young Haley Joel Osment, I heard he has already been cast as the son.
::: posted by Anne Heche at 5:37 PM

 


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