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   Hey, America! It's Chandra! Remember me?

WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - Gee, one national tragedy and all of a sudden no one gives a rat's ass about me any more? Christ, what gives? Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm sad all this happened and stuff, but I was really getting into being on the cover of USA Today and People and Us. Now, nothing. Even those losers from Survivor are getting more face time than I am!

Here, let me run it by you people once again: I'm still missing, and a little effort to find me would be nice. There's fuck all around here to do anyway. That jerk Hoffa cheats at bridge.

After all I did for you people. You should be ashamed of yourselves.



(Reported by Greg Preece)




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