Hey, America! It's Chandra! Remember me?
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - Gee, one national tragedy and all of a sudden no one gives a
rat's ass about me any more? Christ, what gives? Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm sad
all this happened and stuff, but I was really getting into being on the cover of USA
Today and People and Us. Now, nothing. Even those losers from Survivor are
getting more face time than I am!
Here, let me run it by you people once again: I'm still missing, and a little effort
to find me would be nice. There's fuck all around here to do anyway. That jerk Hoffa
cheats at bridge.
After all I did for you people. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
(Reported by Greg Preece)