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Science Discovers New Charm Particle


Minneapolis, MN (DPI) - Scientists working at the National Laboratory for Charms Research discovered a new charm particle today only previously theorized by charm scientists. The newly identified particle, nicknamed the green clover, appears to be a sub-particle from the previous charm particle of the clover hat. Joining the periodic table of charms, the new green clover particle is identified by the symbol gCL and has similar properties to its anti-particle, the orange star (oST).

Long theorized by researchers, this new particle also possesses the magically delicious attribute, as well as the highly volatile structure in the presence of milk or other liquid substances. The volatile particle is contained safely in a whole wheat and oat cereal base prior to consumption.

Finally completing the picture for charm scientists, the new particle joins orange stars, blue diamonds (bDM), red hearts (rHR), purple moons (pMN) and yellow pot o' golds (yPOG). Still theorized and briefly glimpsed remains the multicolored rainbow particle, believed to actually be an agglomerated compound similar to a Bose-Einstein condensate.


(Reported by Ross Brown)





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