The Daily Probe Interview
This week's guests:
Author Kitty Kelley is on tour with her new work The Family: The Real
Story of the Bush Dynasty a 600-page book on the Bush family.
Ms. Kelley took time from her schedule to sit down with the Daily Probe.
Daily Probe: Welcome. Let's get right to it. Could you read the passage where you claim--
Kitty Kelley: Where I prove through valid sources--
DP: ...that George W. Bush did cocaine at Camp David while his father was president?
Kelley: Sure. "He left the door unlocked and I accidentally walked in
on him. He was covered head to toe in powder, coke powder, and from the
way it stuck to him it was obviously a Peruvian brand peddled by the
most notorious of the pock faced terrorist drug lords. The very same
drug lords that would bribe many to get Geroge W. into the Texas
National Air Guard. The very same drug lords that would cover up Laura
Bush's affair with David Hasselhoff. W had a small rabbit in his sweaty
drug shaking hands. The rabbit was named Fluffy. He was surely going to
rape Fluffy in his drug fueled hazy anger. He was a rabbit raper. A
terrorist supplied coke crazy Fluffy raper in Scoobie Doo underwear. He
did not see me, so I closed the door quietly and never spoke of this
DP: Moving away from critiques on your writing style, or the fact that
your editor seems to be non-existent, these are quite explosive
charges. You've said the President of the United States used to force
himself on bunnies while looking as though he rolled around in drugs.
At Camp David no less. Not to put too fine a point on it but--
Kelley: Look. I have scores of sources, many of whom will go on record
to confirm what I've written as long as I keep their identity secret.
That is the kind of fact checking you can take to the bank.
DP: Another source of problems for your critics were some of the
photographs in the book. For instance, you have one of former First
Lady Barbara Bush kicking a reporter in the ribs as he cowers in the
Kelley: Beloved Barbara Bush was a gangster in pearls despite her
smiling face. She was hardened from her days of running booze across
the Canadian border during prohibition. Capturing moments where her
guard was down -- and I stand by our use of re-enactors and Photoshop -
was crucial to understanding who she is.
DP: More than just Barbara, critics point to dubious psychological
analysis, based on what some call fictional information, which seems to
fill the book. For example, you claim that Prescott Bush, George W's
grandfather used to put on a "Middle Eastern dictator's costume," a
shoe brush mustache, call himself Salammy Husalammy and beat both son
and grandson. This--
Kelley: This of course led to the boys lashing out at anything that
resembled their grandfather in this garb, and the former Iraqi dictator
did in many ways. This is also why Gene Shalit and barbershop
quartettes are banned from this Whitehouse. But to get to the meat of
it, we went to war over unresolved grandfather issues.
DP: Unfortunately, were out of time. We like to thank you for stopping
by. It has been interesting.
(Transcribed by Davejames)
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