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Musing With Mitch  

by Mitchell Kobriger  

Mitchell Kobriger


The debate I want to see is between a cartoon dog and a cat, and my money's on the cat.

Speaking of debates, I think I spotted Kerry in a pair of pleated pants. That certainly settled the issue for me.

Idea! Movie theater concession stands should sell sardines to go on top of your nachos. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.

In my book, hunt-and-peck typing is a very underrated skill.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: That Ty Cobb made one hell of a mean salad.

My favorite vending machine snacks: G2, B4 and A3. But not necessarily in that order.

I've always wanted to live in a lighthouse, but not for the reasons you're thinking.

Keep your pineapples off of my pizza, or we're gonna tangle.

Years ago on my first visit, my barber talked me out of getting a mullet, and I'll always thank him for that. Still, sometimes I can't help but wonder...

If you're going to Las Vegas, take it from your pal Mitch: better bring along a book.

So what is it all about, the Benjamins or the Hokey Pokey? I don't mind saying I'm confused here.

Mitch's favorite fish? Tuna, trout and Abe Vigoda. Ha! Had you going there, didn't I?

I get it now! He was singing about his JOHNSON! Well, I'll be. That Chuck Berry is a saucy devil.

If all that Belgians have to offer to world cuisine is sprouts and waffles, that's more than enough in my book.

You're supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day. I drink 24, though, just to be sure.

Pseudonyms are fine, but when it comes to writing on the waistband of your underwear? Stick to the real thing.







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