CURRENT ISSUE 10/12/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Poll This week's poll looks at the three recent presidential debates. Who do you think won the debate: John Kerry 64% George Bush 31% Ken Jennings 5% John Kerry's answers made him seem: Uninformed 10% Smart 73% A little too smart 15% George Bush's answers made him seem: Uninformed 63% Smart 11% A little too uninformed 25% George Bush's biggest mistake during the debate was: His blank stare and grimacing 54% Not capturing Osama Bin Laden during a 30-second rebuttal 35% John Kerry's biggest mistake during the debate was: Nodding too much 34% Not stripping Bush naked and laughing at his genitals during a 30-second rebuttal 68% How many of the three debates did you watch? None 10% One 14% Both of the ones scheduled opposite Joey 58% Three 17% (Compiled by Slick Sharkey)
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