|
|
Kiss My United Ass
A word from Tom DeLay, House Majority Whip
The terrorists who attacked America on September 11 intended to tear this country apart. Instead, they have brought us together. These evil murderers have achieved the exact opposite of what they sought: a diverse, yet united nation.
And I can't bear one more fucking minute of it.
The climate created by the attacks has acted like a cultural silencer - muzzling the verbal attack rifle I like to aim squarely at the jaw of liberals like Barney Frank. A jaw, I might add, used to clamp down on God only knows what manner of things.
For instance, it is inappropriate now to point out that Hillary Clinton wants the government to raise the minimum wage, but couldn't find time to raise her own daughter. It would also be wrong to note that every Democrat is whining about keeping social security money safe in a "lock box" when most of them can't keep their dicks tucked neatly in their "underpants."
Curse you, Osama bin Laden! If I let you change the way I govern, then you have truly won! So, I say to you -- I will not. I will summon the courage to return to normal, as Mayor Giuliani has so eloquently urged the citizens of the great city of New York to do.
So, Tom Daschle, I present to you my bare Texas ass and ask you to kindly go fuck yourself.
I'm back.
|
|
|
