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   Target Corporation Announces
Emergency Logo Change


MINNEAPOLIS, MN (DPI) - In the wake of terrorist threats against icons of capitalism in the United States, retail giant Target has announced the immediate retirement of their familiar logo. "Suddenly, the idea of having big red bullseyes on our buildings doesn't seem like such a great idea," remarked Robert Ulrich, company CEO. Ulrich was generous enough to provide the Daily Probe with an exclusive look at some of the new symbols being considered:


Original logo

Proposed logo #1

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(Reported by Chris White, Kevin Paul Wickart, Ross Brown)




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