CURRENT ISSUE 10/26/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Riding Shotgun With Adventure Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Poll Here are the results of the Daily Probe's final pre-election poll: Who are you voting for? Sean Connery 56% Pierce Brosnan 23% Roger Moore 17% No, not for the Best James Bond -- for the president? George Washington 38% Abraham Lincoln 34% Franklin Roosevelt 25% No, you moron, not for the best president! Who do you plan to vote for in this election? John Kerry 47% George Bush 45% There's an election? 7% Sigh. Yes, there's an election, Einstein. Oh. In that case, Kerry 3% Nader 1% Who's Einstein? 3% (Compiled by Slick Sharkey)
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