CURRENT ISSUE 10/26/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Riding Shotgun With Adventure Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Howard Stern Makes Jump to CB Radio NEW YORK, NY (DPI) -- In a surprising move, shock-jock Howard Stern announced this week that he was canceling his move to satellite radio, choosing instead to take his top-rated program to CB radio. In a statement he read on the air, Stern told his millions of listeners, "Well, as you know, the midget porn star isn't coming in today, so I've got an announcement instead." He then went on to tell his audience that his $50 million dollar contract with Sirius Satellite Radio was dead. "It seemed like a good idea at the time," said Stern, "But satellite radio? Christ.who listens to that crap, anyway? Am I right, Robin?" His sidekick, Robin Quivers, then responded by saying "Right" and laughing. "Anyway," Stern continued, "I figure if I REALLY want to revolutionize a new medium, what's better than CB radio? I mean, that crap's been deader than effing disco since the '70s.but if there's one person who can revitalize it, it's me! I'M THE KING OF ALL MEDIA!" According to his broadcast, Stern will make sure that this isn't your parents' CB radio. "I still plan on keeping most of the lingo," he explained, "But I'll be updating some of it as well. For example. 'Back Door', in CB slang, used to mean 'behind you'. But on MY show, it's going to mean the same thing it always did.hot, anal action." Stern then wrapped up by giving his listeners a "big 10-4" and inviting hot lesbian strippers to come to his "twenty". (Reported by Greg Preece)
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