Advice from Strangers
This Week's Guest:
(Reported by Danny Gallagher and Jeff Rabinowitz)
My son's kind of a pacifist. I don't understand where he gets it from
his grandfather was a veteran killed in the Great War and his old man
me) trains boxers in the amateur featherweight division. How can I turn him
into a real man?
A Fighter in Fresno
Sounds like your boy needs a little roughing up. You know, I find with my
kids that there's nothing better on this earth that shows kids how to
real sense of discipline and integrity like a good ol'-fashioned bar fight.
Screw that Little League baseball crap.
Dear Mr. Wayne,
Thanksgiving is coming and I was wondering what you think of having all my
relatives over. We just got married a year ago. Am I taking on too much?
Not Sure In New York
I think you should invite them all. This one year my great niece had
everyone at her house. There was plenty of food and lots of whiskey. LOTS of
whiskey. We ended up in a big brawl. I had to knock out a few cousins who
can't hold their liquor. I love family get-togethers.
I've always wanted to be a performer. I specialize in impressions. Enclosed
is a CD I burned with my impression of you. I'd like your feedback.
Mike Pilgrim Future Performer
You should be more concerned about the impression my fist will make on your
face. My horse sounds more like me than you do. Stop being a firebug and be
a man. Get a real job.