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Hi, this is Michael Jackson here with a special song I wrote in the wake of the September 11 attacks. All of the proceeds go to the September 11 fund. Thank you and God Bless America! AMERICA THE BOYTIFUL Oh, this great land that we live in, once so innocent and free -- like a little boy out climbing his favorite backyard tree. His smooth white skin will redden, His young muscles look buff. They flex when they're extended, but are supple to the touch. Our country's like that boy. Climbing up that tree. We need to love and cherish him. That's my fantasy. So c'mon everybody! Let's help that young boy climb. With a boost to his wiggling fanny. Isn't it about time? (Produced and Directed by Jim Rosenberg)

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