CURRENT ISSUE 11/5/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ape That America? To-Do List: Rally Monkey Monk's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Baboon Letter To The Editor Yes, my butt is red. Get over it! Enough is enough with the finger-pointing and giggling. I am a baboon. My butt is large and red and sticks out like a huge sore thumb. Take a good look at it, make your jokes, and let's move on. No, it is not sore, it does not hurt. I was born like this, just like generations before me. In fact, I don't even think about it until some jerk kid at the zoo has to point it out to his friends. What if I made fun of your butt because it is so small and inconspicuous? How would that make YOU feel?! I have a lot of other features you could notice. Baboons have the prettiest noses of any primate, and the most manageable hair. I was sacred in ancient Egypt. Think about that next time you make a wisecrack about my crack. So move along and go tease the giraffe about his neck or something. Barry G. Baboon (Reported by Buddy Fisher)
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