CURRENT ISSUE 11/11/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Globetrotting With Push Musing With Mitch Moth's Diary Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Musing With Mitch   by Mitchell Kobriger   If you're playing poker with those Iraqi most-wanted playing cards, never draw for a Mahmoud flush. I'm not buying any more popcorn until someone tells me where Orville Redenbacher is. Kids these days don't know a damn thing about archery. You can keep your high-thread-count Egyptian cotton. I like my sheets with a little "scratch" to them, thank you. Well, Mitch's birthday is coming up on November 16, and you all know what that means: all the sweet pickles I can eat. For my money, when it comes to mulch, make mine pine-bark. I went to a place that was serving flavored coffee. Who the hell would want that? Is it "Autumn" or "Fall"? Let's choose one already and stick with it. Idea! I like Blow Pops, but someone should make bubble gum with a lollipop center. They say everybody has a book in them, but they're wrong. I bet one of those Segway scooter things would look pretty cool in a Jackass stunt. I could be persuaded to run for president, but only if I can bring my own barber. A Jeopardy! category Mitch would love to see: "Good Ol' Boys." Can't someone on God's green earth make a cotton-candy-flavored popcorn, or vice versa? Note to the late, great Eddie Rabbitt: I, too, love a rainy night.
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