CURRENT ISSUE 11/11/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Advice from Strangers This week's guest: Marcel Marceau Dear Marcel, My wife seems to have taken a liking to our new neighbor. While I'm at work, she often meets him for an afternoon of clandestine romance, according to photos taken by my detective. What's the best way for me to confront her with this evidence? Cuckolded in Cleveland Dear CIC, Marcel Dear Marcel, My 3-year-old son has discovered his penis. This normally wouldn't be a problem, but young Martin insists on showing it off whenever we have company. "This is my pee-pee. Look at my pee-pee everyone!" How can we break him of this habit without making him ashamed of his manhood-to-be? Mortified in Milwaukee Dear MIM, Marcel
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