CURRENT ISSUE 11/19/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List: Eminem Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Frank Haskins Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Top GOP Leaders Arrested for Conspiracy to Take Over Country WASHINGTON (DPI) - Justice Department officials today announced the arrest of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and others on charges of conspiring to take over the country. The plot was revealed last week wherein senior Republican officials, both inside and outside the government, were involved in a massive operation to place fellow Republicans in key positions throughout the country to give the party control of all branches of the government. Travel records indicate that Bush alone flew to practically every state in the country over the past two years, meeting with thousands of co-conspirators to discuss placing like-minded individuals into high government office. A key figure in the conspiracy was a man identified only as "T. Lott," who Bush and Cheney worked to place in a leadership position in the Senate. Bush recruited and then placed Senate operatives in key states, including Georgia, Minnesota, and Missouri, each of whom pledged to then elevate Lott to Senate leadership. U.S. Marshals are deploying across the country to take into custody the millions of co-conspirators without whose votes the entire operation would have failed. (Reported by Slick Sharkey)
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