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thanks?


by e.e. cummings


stuffing is always so moist
don't know how she manages that
even though
the bird itself is a waste of time

cranberry stain on the tablecloth we
bought in the village the same day
her sister died on the subway
and the napkins don't match but we
put them on our laps so the guests will too
and won't notice

i've always thought turkey shouldn't crunch
so the bird itself is a waste of time
don't know how she manages that

but on my pants my top button is
open




(Thanks to Jeffrey Anbinder)




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