The Top 5 List The Daily Probe Ruminations Save Martha Stewart!




CONTENTS

Front Page

Weekly
Features

Advice from Strangers

Ain't That America?

Who's Who
To-Do


Moth's Diary

News from
Travistan


Movie Corner


Info

Archives
About The Probe
Contact Us!






November 25, 1942


by Ernest Hemingway


    We were coming over the ridge, and the sun was rising like a drunk girl wandering the streets of Paris. I couldn't see the Germans, I knew they were out there. I didn't care too much, since Patty had sent me that letter and that guy had finally married her. I was thinking about throwing the letter over the trench line, watching it take some hits, get buried in the mud and blood, and then Sarge yelled out, "Incoming!"

    We all hit the deck, and heard a roaring rustle, a grotesque squacking, then a sickening thud. It was in the trench with us; when we were done with prayers to God and Yahweh, we looked at it, clucking over Lieutenant Klowski's feet. It was a bird, a huge bird, and Sandy Johnson was screaming something about the date or the month. We weren't listening, he had always been sort of womanish.

    That was when Sarge looked at his watch, the one his wife had bought him for Christmas in 1939, right after the Poles had folded like a deck of cards before the advancing Hun. He looked up at the daylight, a profile like America had walked into the Black Forest and settled Mount Rushmore into our patch of mud, and then he said,

    "Happy Thanksgiving, boys."



(Thanks to Jeffrey Anbinder and Kate McCann)




The Daily Probe is updated every Tuesday
or whenever we damn well feel like it.

Copyright 2001-2004 / All Rights Reserved
No use allowed without prior permission.