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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the Sovereign
Apartment Nation of Travistan
Travistani President Survives Fascist Neighbor's Coup Attempt
TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The newly-formed Nation of Travistan survived its first
major border skirmish today, as forces led by the fascist Mrs. Fujitani in
1107 challenged the Travistani leadership. In a terse written statement
taped to the front door of the tiny island nation, the elderly Fujitani
threatened military action including "talking to the building security
guard" should Dictator and President-For-Life Travis Ruetenik (shown here bartending
a state dinner) not address
issues of cross-border noise pollution coming from a television set in
downtown Travamabad. Travistani citizens celebrate the founding of the
breakaway republic through a traditional Travsgiving repast of beer,
pretzels, and football each Monday night. The Minister of Defense was
napping on his doggie bed and unavailable for immediate comment.
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