CURRENT ISSUE 11/23/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Poll Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Poll In an effort to examine the accuracy of the Daily Probe's poll data, we have compiled the following data concerning the people who participated in our previous polls: Percentage of poll respondents who are members of: The Democratic Party 35% The Republican Party 42% Independents 19% Al Qaeda 5% Percentage of poll respondents who are residents of: States Bush won 48% States Kerry won 47% Canada 4% Percentage of poll respondents who get their news from: CNN 31% FOX News 42% Some Guy at Work Who Watches FOX News 18% Percentage of poll respondents whose voting habits were: Vote always 30% Vote sometimes 40% Last voted for Kelly Clarkson 20% Pre-election expected voting behavior of poll respondents: Will definitely vote 29% Will likely vote 37% Might vote 21% Unaware there is an election 9% Actual voting behavior of poll respondents: Definitely voted 29% Told their spouse they voted, but didn't 31% Considered voting, but stayed home to watch Scrubs 27% (Compiled by Slick Sharkey)
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