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Looks Like Michael Jackson's Glory Days Are Over
LOS ANGELES (DPI) - Music industry insiders are saying that the best part of
singer Michael Jackson's career is now officially behind him. Facing criminal
charges and bankruptcy, it looks like the King of Pop's glory days are over.
Here are a number of signs that mark the beginning of the end:
- Even Tito gets invited to more A-list parties.
- Bubbles just signed a deal for a tell-all book.
- Jackson's wax likeness at Madame Tussaud's still features the old nose from six months ago.
- The media have started referring to LaToya as "the normal one."
- Remember when Jackson would appear in public with his children and insist on covering their faces? Well, now it's the kids who do the insisting.
- This morning there were more than 50 messages on his machine from Johnnie Cochran.
- Caught by the media dangling his sanity from a hotel balcony.
- Keeps calling Macaulay Culkin and asking him when he's going to get married and have kids.
- His new CD is on the Billboard chart between the latest offerings from Rick Springfield and Men at Work.
- When Jackson drives up, his plastic surgeon waves a white flag.
- Now only wears his glove to jerk off little boys.
(Reported by Brad Osberg, Chris White and Danny Gallagher)
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