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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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Refugee Detained At Travistani Border
TRAVAMABAD, TRAVISTAN (DPI) - Travistani border authorities accepted a petition for
asylum yesterday from King Chuck of the nearby People's Republic of
Chuckleslovakia. The monarch fled his homeland after receiving threats of
possible invasion by bridge-playing anarchists led by his wife. After a
short detention period in which the barking Defense Secretary was leashed
up on the balcony, the exiled Chuckleslovak ruler was allowed a temporary
visa into the apartment-nation in exchange for a twelve-pack and a coupon
for two large Meat Lovers Supremes for $12.99. After an official State
dinner and several games of NHL '98 on PlayStation, self-appointed
Dictator and President-For-Life Travis spoke to the media: "For too long
have the people of our two nations suffered random and senseless invasions
by tea-sipping extremists. Let us stand together as allies in the face of
adversity, especially next week Friday when my wife has her sister over."
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