Mensa Adds Huge Cocks,
Enormous Tits to Membership Requirements
ARLINGTON, Texas (DPI) - Addressing twin desires for greater
exclusivity and a superiority more readily understandable by the less
gifted general public, Mensa, the organization for people in the top
2 percent of intelligence, has revised its membership requirements to
include a huge cock or enormous tits. "It had come to our attention
that some people of lesser intelligence were having difficulty
recognizing our exceptional minds and all the deference and
inferiority on their part that lacking such minds implies," said
Mensa spokesman Arlan McGiver. "Soooo, appreciate this!" He then
out his enormous male member.
Also in attendance was a group of Mensan women, each sporting at
least 44 DDD ta-tas. "Being more intelligent than 98 out of 100
people is nice," added the impossibly well-endowed Mensan Beverly
Chapel, "But when you also have a bodacious rack like mine, well,
then, it's all over except the envy and groveling."
Several former Mensans who were unable to meet the new requirements
were less sanguine. "Unlike superior intelligence, penis or breast
size does not correlate to greater success," said the presumably
small-penised Chad Wesley. "Unless you're just talking about social
and sexual success. Then, I suppose it does. But only people of
relatively limited intellect concern themselves with such trifling
matters. People such as myself, with a perfect 1600 on my SATs and an
IQ in excess of 150, find these concerns puerile, if not infantile.
Besides, my penis size falls well within a standard deviation of
average. No, really."
The new requirements received a mixed response from non-members.
"With an IQ of 125 and a 10-inch penis, I guess genius stud status is
forever out of reach for me," sighed one disappointed would-be
member. "Turns out I'd need an IQ of 135 and a 10.2" johnson to make
the grade. Damn my genetic code and insufficiently enriched childhood
(Reported by Ishmael Alighieri)
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