Limbaugh Again Able to Hear; Still Unable to Listen
CHICAGO, IL (DPI) - Talk radio personality and conservative commentator
Rush Limbaugh, who recently shocked fans by announcing that he was losing
his hearing, may be able to audially ignore his leftist detractors again.
Suffering from an autoimmune disease that had virtually eliminated his
hearing in a matter of months, Limbaugh underwent surgery to implant a
cochlear bionic ear, and has reportedly regained his hearing.
The device was developed after years of research and painstakingly tuned
to the piggish requirements of the radio show host. The Daily Probe has
received an exclusive look at the miracle device that will allow
Limbaugh to return to the airwaves as the Rush we all know and love.
(Reported by Ross Brown)