Advice from Strangers
This Week's Guest
by Jeff Rabinowitz)
HELP! My girlfriend says she will marry me if I can lose more than 100
pounds. How do I start my Subway diet?
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Subway Diet huh? Yeah sure, Next week I'm going to start my Domino's
diet. Listen Porky, here's how it went down. Liposuction, that's
liposuction. Then my uncle who's in the advertising game pitched this
me losing all this weight to Subway. THEN I started eating Subway
And I don't eat those green leafy sandwiches, I like the 12-inch
Double Cheese, a bag of chips and an extra large Coke.
You are the person I look up to the most. I can actually say you are
hero. Can your inspiration get any stronger?
Losing Weight In Seattle,
Jesus! Are you kidding me? OK maybe I lost 165 pounds but have you
good look at me? Instead of being an obese nerd/geek, now I'm just a
nerd/geek. America, you gotta love it.
I think it's time for regime change in Iraq and I think the good ol'
is gonna be the one to kick that Saddam's ass. Hell, I'd shoot him
Angry In Mississippi,
I support the idea of regime change in Iraq. A democratic society
wonderful. Subway Inc. has had contingency plans for opening
many countries. Personally I'm dying to try a Hot 'N Spicy Humus on a
sesame seed roll. Now I'm hungry. Where's that number for Domino's?