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The Baghdad Times Reports from the
Sovereign Tent-Nation of Akbarbados


Akbarbados Braces for Chickpea Salad Gas Attack
SAINT AKBAARTEN (BTI) - Residents of this quiet sovereign tent-nation heeded warnings to keep both front and rear tent flaps open after a report of possible contamination from poisonous chickpea gases. The threat of attack followed a visit by Ayatollah and Prime Minister-for-Life Akbar to Ayam's Noble House of Curries on South Abdulaziz Avenue yesterday. "We have strong reason to believe that Ayam's is actually a chemical weapons plant distributing dangerously delicious materials in its menu items," said Akbar.

Further press releases from the breakaway tent-nation were quashed by glorious leader Saddam, whose proud troops burned the nation to the ground and planted Prime Minister Akbar's head on a pike for his insolence.

(Reported by Akbar)
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