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News from Travistan

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President Travis

Travistan's Convention and Travel Bureau
Launches "Travtastic!" Campaign


TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - In anticipation of the always-attractive tourist dollar, the Travistani Visitors Association today launched its "Summer of Travtastic Fun!" program, hoping to pick up a little extra cash hosting out-of-town guests in the beautiful apartment-nation. "From the clean, comfortable seating areas of the living room to the breathtaking building-view from the stunning balcony district, Travistan has much to offer the business or vacation traveler," said Visitors Association head President Travis. For the entire month of June, visitors willing to sleep on the luxurious couch can enjoy unlimited Coors Light and nacho cheese dip for the low price of only $24. Access to the remote control is available on non-playoff nights for an additional $20. "From the lovely windswept vistas of our 11th-floor front hallway, you can enjoy great views of the Waikiki Liquor Mart, the racy senior citizens' apartment building across the street, and the window reflection of the Friday-night fireworks at Fort DeRussy," claims the pencil-written first draft of the Travistani tourist brochure.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)





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