Dear Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier,
I know I don't deserve for you to be reading my letter.
What I deserve is for you to be pointing at my so-called
penis while you take a drag on your cigarette.
Even though I know I am not worthy, I wonder if you might
consider allowing me to do the menial things for you that
are beneath your magnificence. I promise I would not make
eye contact with your or speak unless you were to first
Excuse me a minute while I take
a drag on this cigarette and
point to your penis....
Okay. Now get lost.
Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier
(Reported by Mr. Sun)