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Pee-Wee League Update
From: Coach.Carl@aol.com
Date: Jul 04, 2004 10:12 PDT
Dear Cobras and Parents,
Great game Saturday -- we really played together as a team. I think
all of
the work we did on fielding last week really paid dividends. Tommy,
maybe your Dad will stop complaining about my coaching priorities,
right
Mr. Lankford, lol? Anyway, the main point is that we know what we're doing
here and we don't need a lot of outside influences making us confused,
lol.
Next week, I want everybody to come a half-hour earlier to practices. I
know it's summer, but our next game is against Wilkerson Tool, and I think
everyone knows that my brother-in-law coaches that team. I don't need to
tell you that we need to put him down, and down deep. If I have to hear
about how great the "Wilkerson Way" is for another year, we'll be doing
sprints all practice, every practice and I don't care how many heat
exhaustion comas it causes.
Okay, so great game last Saturday kids and parents you can just back off
for a bit, alright? Alright!
Go Cobras!
Coach Carl
From: cl@lankford.com
Date: Jul 04, 2004 10:13 PDT
Lisa,
Can you believe this prick? They are 6 years old! He's mad because I took
Tommy from practice early for a birthday party. Maybe if he had a job like
his brother in law he wouldn't be so insane. I'll be home late -- I've got
a meeting. Love ya.
Chad Lankford
V.P. of Business Development
Lankford Capital Investments
From: cl@lankford.com
Date: Jul 04, 2004 10:15 PDT
Cobras,
I didn't realize I had hit "Reply to All," and I'm sorry that this went to
the whole team list; I meant it to go to just Lisa. Sorry!
Chad Lankford
V.P. of Business Development
Lankford Capital Investments
From: Coach.Carl@aol.com
Date: Jul 04, 2004 10:21 PDT
Cobras,
Kids, I'm sorry you had to read Mr. Lankford's note. Sometimes, grownups
get old and bitter and kids shouldn't be exposed to that. This is why when
I am between jobs like I find myself right now, I like to volunteer my
time to coach. I know Mr. Lankford is busy with his important job, and if
he has to neglect his kids and his pretty wife, well, I'm sure that's hard
for him but there is always someone to pick up the slack for him, right
Mr. Davidson?
Best,
Coach Carl
From: YMCA@jeffersoncounty.gov
Date: Jul 05, 2004 14:52 PDT
Cobras,
As you know, the Jefferson County YMCA has taken over leadership of the
Cobras and as Youth Sports Director I'll be your new coach. We're going to
have a great rest of the season.
I wanted to let everyone know that Coach Carl and Mr. Davidson are both
recovering in the hospital and will be just fine. The authorities are
working out the details of everything that happened and we will leave that
to them. We also will miss Tommy Lankford, who is leaving the team as his
family works out some personal problems.
Practice this week will be at the First Baptist Church.
Go Cobras!
(Transcribed by Mr. Sun)
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