Musing With Mitch
by Mitchell Kobriger
Blender drinks kinda sneak up on you, if you ask me.
In my book, if a man knows what's good for him, he'll tip his barber 25%. I tip mine 50%, just to be safe.
I've never been to Hawaii, but I'd bet the weather there is good for your ankles.
Got to hand it to those Cleveland Indians -- because they have trouble picking it up on their own. Ha! That's a good one!
I sure wish Baskin-Robbins would make Teriyaki ice cream.
I'll believe in the existence of Liberia when I see a Liberian restaurant.
No self-serve gas stations in Oregon? Then I have no need to go there, my friends.
You can keep your orthopedists, chiropractors and other quacks. My shaman can cure anything.
Idea! Someone should invent a coffee mug with a tiny TV built into it. Ol' Mitch would buy one!
Anybody else like Cheetos? Man, those little suckers are tasty.
These hotels today are way too clean. Give a room with some dirt on the floor and I'll sleep like a baby.
Len Bias was one great college ball player. What ever became of him?
Maybe it's just me, but those guys down at the post office seem a little twitchy.
Sure, God created the world in seven days, but Taco Bell can make me four Chalupas in two minutes flat.
You know what makes me laugh until I hurt? A pig wearing a bonnet.