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Mind If I Talk To You While You're Urinating?

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Hey there. I'm gonna saddle up to this urinal right next to you. Mind if I talk to you while you urinate? Great.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh... there she goes.

I'm Angelo, what's your name? Did you say Mike? I went to Vo-Tech with a guy named Mike. Crazy.

I had to piss so bad my racehorse could taste it. Guess ten MGD's will do that to ya. Huh? Huh? Fuckin' A. Ten of 'em. Crazy.

It is wild out there, isn't it? Damn. They must be breeding hot chicks in the back or something. Fuckin' legs up to here. Hope you brought jimmy hats, my man.

So, you live around here? Cool. Me, no. I drove here from Teaneck 'cause I heard they had a two for one on Amstel tonight. Turns out it was MGD. I'll drink 'em though.

Hoooo!! [puts both hands on wall for support]

You know where I can get any coke? Whatever. Don't worry about it.

Well, good talking to you Matt. Mike? Sorry, Mike. Find me outside. We'll do some shots of Jager. Remember, if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.


(Transcribed by Ken Martin)

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