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Poll: 98% of Drivers Prefer Chimp Toll Booth Attendants

UTICA, N.Y. (DPI) - Drivers here in Upstate New York overwhelmingly approve of the new chimpanzee attendants that now work the toll booths of the New York State Thruway.

Ever since the Jan. 1 changeover, New York residents have found the chimps to be friendlier, more efficient, and better at communication and personal hygiene than their human predecessors.

Thruway managers have also been pleased with their new primate employees. One remarked that, unlike human toll- booth attendants, the chimps "don't complain, make personal phone calls on the job or urinate in the booths."

(Reported by Miles Walker)

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