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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the Sovereign
Apartment Nation of Travistan
Nation of Travistan Establishes Trade Deal with Safeway
TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The fledgling Nation of Travistan, established last month
by self-proclaimed Dictator and President-For-Life Travis Ruetenik, has
announced a breakthrough trade agreement with a Honolulu Safeway store. The
store, at 1121 South Beretania Street across from Burger King, will provide
the apartment-nation with all of its rice, bread, fresh produce and
breakfast cereals, and will share supply rights with the Waikiki Liquor Mart
for the traditional Travistani fare of beer and Cool Ranch Doritos. Said
President Travis, "Let our people feast of the good bounty that our allies
in the Grocery Empire can provide. Let there be Totino's Pizza Rolls for all!"
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