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Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things!

Notable quotes from this week's news



"When you see a huge number of people in the street running in one direction, you just figure running with them is probably a good idea."

- Health and Human Services Secretary TOMMY THOMPSON on why he resigned.

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"The problems stems from the fact that not even Ukrainians can tell the difference between the names Yushchenko and Yanukovich."

- Ukraine expert KORBUL FELTZIVICH on that country's disputed presidential election.

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"You guys are twisting my words, what I said was the supplements I used might have been a 'bit steroidy,' not that I took steroids."

- Baseball player BARRY BONDS in grand jury testimony as to steroid use

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"Both sides panicked when we realized no one noticed we weren't playing."

- NHL commissioner GARY BETTMAN on why talks to resume hockey season have reopened.

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"...but most importantly I liked the name Kerik. It's a good law-enforcement name with resolve, like Baretta or Mannix."

- PRESIDENT BUSH explaining his choice for head of Homeland Security.




(Compiled by Davejames)





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